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For those of you waiting for the opportunity to see Jason Mewes' penis, this is the movie for you.
Following in the footsteps of the greatest film critic known to man, Roger Ebert, who wrote his initial review of this movie based on only the first eight minutes (after which, he walked out), I have decided to review the movie "Tru Loved" after having not watched it at all.
If I wrote 100 of the most tired and over-used movie cliches on a huge 10x10 grid, had a group of drunken monkeys throw feces at this grid for a few days, then made a screenplay based on nothing but the most shit-stained contrivances, the resulting film would have a 95% chance of being better and far more coherent than "Max Payne."
Director and writer David Koepp must either be lazy or think his audience is stupid. Probably both.
Mr. Cranky Rating Scale
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Consistently annoying |
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Will require therapy after viewing |
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As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick |
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So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity. |
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Proof that Jesus died in vain. |
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