A killer chef stalks a houseful of high school girls having a slumber party. I don’t know how you could go wrong with a description like that, but somehow they did.

Charles Band again brings us little killer toys. The unique gimmick? They’re really little killer toys.

Three losers go on a roadtrip to find some girls will really, really low standards. Near the end, somebody remembers that this was going to be a zombie movie. [Part of Month of the Living Dead]

An all-female biker gang hits a small California town just as the reanimated dead kept in the old mine by the evil mortician break out and… Aw, like this is ever gonna sound like it makes sense. [Part of Month of the Living Dead]

Zombies in a mall — in Hong Kong! Such innovation! [Part of Month of the Living Dead]

Todd Sheets gets everyone he knows to fondle rubber entrails. Again. [Part of Month of the Living Dead]

I suppose there might be a really crafty subtext running through this movie about college kids using Trioxin for a new high at raves… but I doubt it. [Part of Month of the Living Dead 8]

Egypt’s main exports include cotton textiles, natural gas, semi-finished iron products, and reanimated mummies. And this time out, the undead pharaoh’s got himself an entourage! [Part of Month of the Living Dead 8]